Response to "Nordic Ladies Meet Men!"

From soc.culture.nordic
Written by Ruth M. Sylte

freedom@primenet.com (CuG2vA.Guq@primenet.com) writes:
THE MOST EXCITING WAY TO MEET SINCERE MEN - EVER!

NOT!

Attention Ladies: ages 18 to whatever!

That's me....

If you would like to meet sincere, educated and friendly men, there is your exciting FREE opportunity.

Like I usually *pay* for this "privilege"?????

All you have to do is send a picture of yourself, and tell us alittle something about your interests.

I'm interested in men who *don't* need pictures....

There are MANY thousands of wonderful men that would love to meetyou! It's up to you to give them the chance.

Like this is doing me a favor??? What am *I* going to do with many thousands of wonderful men??? (piss off a lot of other women, that's for sure - no thanks...) Besides, I - and other Nordic ladies - know that the *really* wonderful men (and there *aren't* many thousands) already reside on s.c.n. ;-) (Take a bow,guys...)

This is an easy, fun, and comfortable way to meet the men that interest you!

No. This is an easy, fun and comfortable way for effort-challenged (read: lazy) men to meet women. Typical.

Just mail a photo of yourself, a description of the type of man that you'd like to meet, and a little about your likes and dislikes.

What's *with* this photo stuff? I dislike men who advertise on the Internet....

Let us know how you would like for them to contact you (e.g.phone, mail, E-mail, etc). The way you would like things is the way we want it!

Submissive males??? On the 'net??? My, my...

So, what are you waiting for?

A better offer?

Mail in your photo and information, so that it can be communicatedto sincere and interesting men.

So *I* have to spend the money and effort for a photo, stamp, envelope? Ithought this was *free*.

Didn't someone say "the good things in life are free(?)" Well this is real good, and your personal listing is FREE!

OOOOOHHHHH......
And then,the kicker...

Please limit personal information (what you are looking for in a man, likes/dislikes, etc) to 50 words!

If my description of myself and/or "What I Want In A Man" ever gets to 50 words or less (which is one lousy small paragraph), my standards and self-esteem will obviously have dropped enough that I will be seeking psychotherapy...

God.... I think I'm inflamed enough to take a shot at rewriting that "Looking for Nordic Girlfriend" section of the s.c.n. FAQ :-)

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